Eat Dirt and Die Trash

Inspired by our favorite Golden Girl, Blanche Devereaux, our parody tee always gets a laugh at parties, in bars, or at event. 

.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Premium fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs bigger than usual