Vaccinated, Intoxicated, and Ready to Be Penetrated

Vaccinated, Intoxicated, and Ready to Be Penetrated. You have had your booster and you are ready to get down to business! No judgment here!

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Premium fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs bigger than usual